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The Modal Nodes get ready to unleash massive amounts of Jizz on the Cantina Patrons. What? We didn't make this up. This is canon.

Jizz was a popluar musical genre originating on Tatooine. It was named after a slang name for Jawa Juice. The Modal Nodes played a form of Jizz music, as did the Max Rebo Band. The Emperor did not care for Jizz music, claiming that it gave the kids the brain damage: with their hippin' and their hoppin', and their bippin', and their boppin'. He only listened to it in front of young people to show that he was hip and with it.

Uncle Owen shows Luke a good place to catch some Jizz on Thursday nights.

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