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Bob Hudsol and his magnificent mustache help coordinate the Rebel attack during the Battle of Yavin

Bob Hudsol was the owner of one of the finest mustaches in the galaxy. He was also an officer in the Rebel Alliance.

Early Career

Bob was born on Corellia, where, like most Corellians of the time, he joined a barbershop quartet. Bob and the other members of his group struggled to become popular in the competitive business and almost gave up their dreams of performing barbershop music in the Galaxies Opera House on Coruscant. As a last resort, they decided to try and grow mustaches hoping that this would attract larger audiences. While the other three members were unable to grow anything terribly impressive, Bob exceeded all expectations and grew an absolutely fantastic mustache. Immediately, Bob was getting offers to join more established barbershop quartets, but he remained loyal to his friends. The power of his mustache rocketed the group up the charts and had them poised for greatness.

The Clone Wars

When the Clone Wars began, the officers of the Grand Army of the Republic started scouring the Galaxy to identify up-and-coming mustaches to lead the army. Bob was discovered and immediately commissioned as a Major and sent to the front lines. His regiment of clones were known to fight with great determination and resolve. Battledroids turned and ran at the mere sight of him. By the end of the war, he had received countless military commendations and had risen to the imaginary rank of Super Ultra General. He was at the top of his game, but soon fell from esteem when he lost the Republic's annual Best Mustache Award to Wullf Yularen amid allegations of voter fraud.

Rebel Alliance

Uncle Owen shows Luke a cloud that looks exactly like Sammy Davis Jr.

As The Emperor continued to expand his power, Bob retired from the Republic Military and returned home to Corellia. He privately declared that he could never follow a man who so suspiciously lacked facial hair. It did not take long, however, for Bail Organa, Jan Dodonna, and Mon Mothma, to come calling. Bob joined their fledging Rebel Alliance and was instrumental in the early strategies they used. After serving at the Battle of Yavin, which saw the death of his old nemesis Yularen, Bob left the Rebellion to go back and finish his quest to become the greatest barbershop singer in the Galaxy. His ultimate dream was never fulfilled, however, because the Galaxies Opera House collapsed shortly thereafter.